Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I need to stop coming to work sober
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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