I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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