i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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