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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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