Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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