He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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