Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
and you fell through a lawn chair
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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