I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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