found the other keg... it's in the tree
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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