I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize