Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize