I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just tell him i said nine months
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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