I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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