and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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