You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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