i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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