she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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