margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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