i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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