Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize