I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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