So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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