I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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