Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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