I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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