I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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