Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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