Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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