I love black thongs
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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