So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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