it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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