He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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