I'm really into asian looking animals
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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