Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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