i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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