my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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