i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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