Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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