Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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