idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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