Already got asked if we're dating
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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