there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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