Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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