great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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