But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
You're like the curious george of whores
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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