he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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