how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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