put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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