Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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