I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You're like the curious george of whores
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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